Humor

In Missouri it is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear.

In Maine it is illegal to have Christmas decorations up after January 14th.

In Nevada it is illeglal for a man to buy drinks for more than 3 people at a time.

In Wisconsin it is illegal to serve butter substitutes in State Prison.

In New Jersey once a person has been convicted of drunk driving they can never purchase personalized license plates again.

In Alaska waking a sleeping bear for a photo opportunity it strictly prohibited.

In Connecticut a pickle is not officially considered a pickle unless it bounces.

In South Carolina you must be at least age 18 to play a Pinball machine.

In Michigan a 12 year old may own a handgun as long as they have not committed a felony.

In North Carolina, BINGO games cannot last longer than 5 hours.

In Connecticut it's illegal to walk across a street on your hands.

In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blind-folded while operating a vehicle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

 A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets
a call on his cell phone.

                          He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because
his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.


                          Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in
at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas ,
folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."


                          Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The
bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks....so how much does he weigh now?

                          "The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

This gives a new meaning to cat and mouse games…

The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire. The 19-year-old, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, who was photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded by the mouse's behaviour. He said: 'I have no idea where the mouse came from - he just appeared in the enclosure after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. 'He didn't take any notice of the leopard, just went straight over to the meat and started feeding himself. 'But the leopard was pretty surprised - she bent down and sniffed the mouse and flinched a bit like she was scared. 'In the meantime the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened..

This is a hoot!  http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2010-02-08-ceocolors08_ST_N.htm?se=yahoorefer

We have formed a new group called Stop Legalizers Of Pot- Please Youth (SLOPPY) and hope to mobilize the youth of this universe to combat the evil legalizers.  As a member of SLOPPY, you will be asked to acknowledge that there is no legitimate purpose for THC.  We will insist that you act as one voice while representing SLOPPY.  Wealso ask that our message be presented at every level of the community- as quickly as possible.  The current legalization movement is gaining traction and every minute counts.  No- every second counts.  Don't just think SLOPPY, think SLOPPY Seconds to send that sense of urgency to the youth in your community.

WAYNE2011 is a liquor store clerk that is protesting having to restock the potato chip section after every stoner with the munchies comes in at 3:00am.