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POLL; What is your favorite "Linduh-ism"?

Submitted by JosiahRivers on Mon, 2009-11-16 07:45.

 With so many classic stock comebacks such as Pfffft and LOL we have a lot to choose from. So how about it Hivers, what is your favorite deflect and evade witticism?

 Remember, your not just limited to what she posts here, you may also use the stanko slimesider, Turlock Journal, or any other site she has posted to.

 Please, just one submission per person.

 I'll tally up the votes on Sunday sometime after 5 PM.

 I cast my vote for "I'm not at all interested in debating", a true classic.

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The Nun & the Taxi Driver...:)

Submitted by truthseekers on Tue, 2009-11-10 19:15.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab 
driver won't stop staring at her. 
 
 
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't 
want to offend you.' 
 
  
She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a 
nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure 
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 
  
 
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' 
 
  
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and 
#2, you must be Catholic.' 
  
 
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 
  
 
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' 
 
 
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Public Service Announcement...:)

Submitted by truthseekers on Mon, 2009-11-09 13:55.

 

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Have you seen the new Tweetbox on the main Bee page?...another unwatched area...

Submitted by activisttoo on Thu, 2009-11-05 22:46.

so we all know the little BEEHive here is supposedly watched and monitered.  Well I believe that is depends on who and what is being said.  There is a lot of grey area around here.  The last sock puppot fiasco seemed to take forever for the someone to finally pull the cr*p.

Hee Hee...now the front page of the BEE has this twitter feed from folks in modesto.  Unmonitered.  And anyone can be their friend...

BobbyFara."Im just a shy girl from Modesto, Ca that loves listenin to Beyonce&haven sex. And I like to give deep throat in my spare time." p.s. she loves black guys...

Barbiemackz.#whenimdrunk in modesto ; my binkyBabeyy LC takes care of me; lmaO passed out moments.

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Malcolm, One of Your Videos was VERY Disturbing

Submitted by Higher_Dimensio... on Thu, 2009-11-05 19:30.

It was the one called 'kicked in the nuts. 'It couldnt' tell if those were setups or not. They sure looked real though. It is just hard to believe though that once people realize that they are on TV, that it is ok to be physically assaulted in the 'nads. At any rate, if it is the real deal, then you should watch (if you haven't already) Mike Judge's fabulous movie called Idiocracy. You seem to have the sense for the twisted and weird that makes this movie EXTREMELY enjoyable. The whole premise of the film is that in the present, smart people aren't breeding enough, and dumb people are way over breeding. So five hundred years in the future, the world is ruled by complete morons.

What makes you video so disturbing is that the worlds favorite TV show in the future is called "Ow! My Balls". The whole show consists of nothing but one guy getting hurt in the testiculars in every conceivable way.

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Grow House Owned by City of Modesto Burnt to the Ground

Submitted by ChristofferH on Tue, 2009-11-03 14:25.

Fire destroys Modesto house that was site of pot raid - The city-owned house that was the site of a $1 million marijuana bust last week was destroyed by fire on Monday night, according to the Modesto Fire Department. [Local Modesto News]


Maybe it's just the part of me that relishes conspiracies and 'wheels-spinning-within-wheels' theory, but isn't the timing very odd?

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IT Hit The Fan!

Submitted by jheaton on Mon, 2009-10-26 20:23.
Sorry, but this reminded me that high school level humor is a blessing! I guess he did not give a flying.... He paid his lawyer what he was worth. He could not tak this .... anymore. He threw a .... fit He was convicted of being a "sock-poopet." The trail was sponsored by Depends. Poor guy, .... happens, then you go to jail! Ok, I need a break. Wait, it was a "dung" jury..... http://www.modbee.com/state/story/908642.html SAN DIEGO -- A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison. Superior Court Judge Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary, and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial. McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.
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