Golf

We have a lot of quality, local talent.

Here are a few of the girls involved with Cataline is his pole dancing video shoot.  How old are they?

If you play Creekside, keep in mind the greens are recently punched and sanded. I played today and it really was not that bad. The sand on the greens is pretty smooth. lol. Looks like they have fertilized the fairways too, so should be in very good shape in about two weeks.

All in all it was fun and I shot 82, but I gave myself credit for 3 errant putts because of the greens. Is that fair enough? lol.

This was sent from a friend.....FORE!

These are some of the all time great quotes on golf.....that were recorded!
http://sportzfun.com/quotes/golf.htm

"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
Hank Aaron

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."
Lee Trevino

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."
Sam Snead

"Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five."
Paul Harvey

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
Jimmy Demaret

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball"
Jack Lemmon

"Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour."
Unknown

How did you make a twelve? I had a long put for an eleven.
Clayton Heafner

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.

This budget will have to do? It's obvious that the "GO ALONG TO GET ALONG" POLICY of the Bee has been inacted once again. This should be a call to arms..(figuratively of course) but as DeMartini said we should get rid of ALL of our state representitives Republicans and Democrats, Democrats and Republicans! And we should continue to call them daily and express our disapproval. To accept this invites more of the same! So take your "GO ALONG TO GET ALONG" and get the heck out..your free advice is worth exactly what we paid for it.

Here is the Bee Editorial...