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Malc - Borat's Version Is A Cover...The Original Was Written By Sweaty Thighs Samantha & Performed By Ample Andy's Anti Semites

Submitted by Bnic on Mon, 2009-11-02 23:21.

 

Hey Malc,

That Borat is a phunny mutha plucker but he ripped off Samantha. 

Sam, Andy and his band were all from Turlock. Tragically, they all met their demise under bizarre circumstances. Well, maybe not so bizarre if you're from Turlock. Sweaty Thighs Samantha, was knockin back tequila shots one hot August night in the late sixties, at The Log Cabin Saloon. Needless to say, as Sam was knockin em back, her thighs were sweating, she was mumbling something about the Rothschild's Banking Interests, when a red hot mesquite coal exploded in the Bar-B-Q- pit and landed on Sam's crotch.

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For Heaven's Sake... I Don't Want To Put Any one's Panties In A Bunge.. As An Existentialist I'll Accept The Inevitable And...

Submitted by Bnic on Sun, 2009-11-01 02:06.
For Heaven's Sake... I Don't Want To Put Any one's Panties In A Bunge.. As An Existentialist I'll Accept The Inevitable And Apologize In Advance. This evening I had a long conversation with a conservative friend of mine who recently retired from a long and decidedly bizarre career as a capitol hill, XXX, NRA, Corporate Oil, "Hired Gun" for a Republican U.S. Senator now high level government/private sector Poster Boy on the 2ND Amendment, Laissez Fare economy, Black Ops. & Globalization Campaign. My acquaintance abdicated his familial duties as heir to a hereditary plan, the 7th and final front (generation) of which will needless to say, end with his Father's performance and archetypical tender, as a U.S.N. Admiral.
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Joe Cataline what were you thinking? Here are a few of the girls (how old, Joe?) in the pole incident.

Submitted by sarahj1234567 on Thu, 2009-10-22 11:16.

Here are a few of the girls involved with Cataline is his pole dancing video shoot.  How old are they?

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RIP Babyland

Submitted by ChristofferH on Fri, 2009-10-09 15:15.

I was crushed to hear that one of my favorite bands broke up today....

And while nobody here probably cares...I figure I'd post this in tribute to them anyways.

They were so unique. How many bands combine electronic synthesis with garbage cans? Punk with Electronica?


R.I.P. Babyland 1989-2009

 


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Need a copy of September 6, 2009 paper

Submitted by YOLANDANEWELL on Tue, 2009-09-29 09:01.

Hi there... I need to see about getting a copy of this dates Modesto Bee... any tips?

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Section dooms itself with FB playoff format

Submitted by MoBeePrepGuy on Thu, 2009-09-17 09:45.

Early indications are that the Sac-Joaquin Section is playing the best football in NorCal, with all four section teams beating Bay Area foes in last weekend's Battle at the Capital at Folsom High. Franklin of Elk Grove beat Sacred Heart Cathedral of San Francisco 28-10, Granite Bay beat Pittsburgh 30-20 and Del Oror beat California of San Ramon 28-21 -- and Central Catholic routed Cardinal Newman 36-12.

Granted, we've got plenty of football to play -- for example, St. Mary's vs. Bellarmine will let us know just how good football in the section could be. But with Grant having won the State Open championship last year and St. Mary's pushiung Cathedral Catholic of San Diego to the finish before falling in the Division 2 Bowl, the section started the season with a strong reputation.

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well id you ever read this

Submitted by marie83318 on Tue, 2009-08-25 15:45.

Hey everyone just wanted to let you all know that im very thankful for all your help with everything but if anyone does know my sister or finds her then please let her know that we lost our mom on the 17th of aug..... she had a long and painful fight but she is resting in peace now so thanks to everyone that has help me ......

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