Hotdog buns on the ground
OK. You're walking to your car. Along the way, you notice an unopened package of hotdog buns ( 24ct) on the ground next to the sidewalk. What do you do?
1) Ignore the buns.
2) Pick up the package, take it home and load up the grill with 'dogs.
3) Pick up the package and post hand-written signs on nearby telephone, utility poles and-or sign posts, instructing the owner how to contact you.
4) Pick up the package and offer it for sale on Ebay.
5) Take the buns to the nearest food bank or homeless shelter.
6) Try to trade the package of buns for a gallon of gasoline.
7) Donate the buns to city or county government to help ease the budget crisis.
8) Trade the buns for magic beans.
9) Use the buns to help fill the pothole in the street in front of your house.
10) Carefully remove the buns from the package, tear them into tiny pieces and then drop the pieces on the ground to mark a trail between your house and the area adjacent to the sidewalk where you found the package of buns.
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How funny.
Did you actually find some?
I like the 'fill in the pothole" idea, except that in my neighborhood you would have to use industrial strength, hard as nails, super duper cement glue to keep it there, because I guarantee you it would get stolen without it.... and then knowing me I would start a full investigation into finding the bun thief and have to resort to some kind of waterboard torture tactic to get it out of him. Assuming of course that it is a-him. It could be that tweaker female thing down the street.
Yes I know , I need a vacation.
Hotdog buns on the ground
Well actually Mike
I'm not sure who needs a vacation more, me for posting under this blog, or you for writing it. lol..
You actually returned the package of buns to the place you found them? Really?
I would have walked by and said to myself.... somebody dropped their hotdog buns on the sidewalk.... well, smoke another one moron!
lol...I'm cracking myself up.
Trust
I have enough trouble trusting what's in our food, never mind what's sitting on the street. Just as well you left those buns alone, that junk will kill you.
Ever wonder why we have an epidemic of Obesity, Diabetes and Thyroid problems. Look at what people fuel themselves with!
Look at the sugar the food industry loads all there products with and the cheap unsaturated fats they use to prepare the foods.
I'd go with dear Linda on this one, except,
Life is far better than a vacation.
You actually returned the package of buns to the place you found them? that's truly f**cked up, I'd have called the cops!
I'll have another glass of poteen, & how many magic beans do you need to get off your face?
Ah Linda lu, let's meet up for a quickie!