HARVARD DID IT EVERYBODY, LEROY PUT THE CRANK IN THE MAINFRAME

I just received the results. Here they are. Ya, Ya, Ya.

Harvard University
Cambridge, MA, USA
October 14, 2007

The Honorable gmaudlin

1202 Ninth Street Bridge, Sp. 03 1/2

Modesto, CA. 95350

RE:  Nobble Hive Peace Prize 

Dear Sir:

 Sorry, for the delay in the results you have been waiting for. Leroy let the damn oil run out in the computer crankcase and the mainframe froze up like an Eskimo. Anyway, we’ve had a problem with Leroy for a long time and……..anyway, ah, I’m getting way off track here, so anyway, it really is quite a high honor to have Harvard University as your selection, to analyze and submit the individual(s) of the Nobble Hive Peace Prize winner to you.

Quite frankly, Mr. gmaudlin, this was not a difficult task. After careful “churning” in the mainframe and an analytical look by our Scientists, we have selected the following individual(s) for the coveted prize. For unending, unconditional love, honesty, devotion, and for bringing joy to all your community members, the winners are,

Scout the blogging dog

Sandy

Lickers

Please pass on our congratulations to these three deserving family members.  

Sincerely,

Harvard University Division of Scientists

School of Hive Sciences