The cheap way: How to install a home security system

Being the way the economy is these days and how everyone is cutting back yet still wanting to have the safety of knowing their homes are secure when they are away (sorry about this to all the home security companies who are fighting to keep customers)... thought you’d get a kick out of this one. My Sis sent it to me (don't know where she got it however she knows how much I love dogs)...
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4 Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the mess. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter"
(I have no idea where she got this, ... just a little humor to lighten the day)..
(Now this is my kind of guard dog.... if only they would stay this small and this cute..... LOL..
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Oh my gawd
That's funny!
Those dogs are so cute! I want one!
Very funny!
But I betcha it works! Vicious dogs are wonderful deterants to everything from cute little trick or treaters on Halloween to the spooky looking dude that tore down the street when I let our big dog off the run - accidently. Not sure where the dude was to start with, in the yard or just walking by but - ain't seen him since. I thought doggy was barking to get back to his cubby in the garage but when he bolted I realized he was after something. Did manage by some miricle to get him to come back to the house before he actually left the property to chase the fella down. Had I known for sure the dude had been on my property I woulda just let the dog go but I don't go for unnecessary bloodshed.
I love the names in the note! Sounds like my sister's ex-in-laws!
I'm sure this method works.
I'm sure this method works. ;o) And security systems and company monitoring can get expensive, but then so does feeding a large dog. I like this idea, though, only use real dogs, not imaginary types.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
~ Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
I like to sit on the front
I like to sit on the fron porch and clean my guns. As for dogs? The louder the better!
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
Bobby Knight
This is not quite the
This is not quite the security system I had in mind, I was actually considering a local Sacramento security company, but if you say two dogs will be enough I'll have to trust you on your word. In this case I should go for a really scary breed.
Thanks for the laugh!
No more to add. Just thanks : )
When I came to read this
When I came to read this post I really thought you would have some serious to say about home safety and security products and some tips on the matter.
Must admit this is a funny post, nice one.
Cheers!
Bryan
Home Automation
We only need a hamster
but that's because we're surrounded/protected by peaceful people in pleasant surroundings.
Hey world...
Unlike some here who post "growing for peace", many on the Hive can discuss other issues and just have some fun with a light hearted blog every once and awhile (see thread topic). To some it is all about drugs and being stoned and pushing that agenda on the rest of us no matter what the subject. If having a "good time at Koffie en Dromen The Hague" is all that great, please spend more time there... Trust me, no one would miss you. LOL Now go have another hit of "KOFFIE".
You owe us a response Bill Moore;
you have the blood of the innocent on your hands; there'll be time for light hearted blogs once all the senseless killing & suffering stops; to just stand by and do nothing is immoral, but to actually lend one's support to prohibition, like you do Bill, is downright evil.
All kinds of drugs are potentially dangerous Bill, most notably alcohol, and it's legal remember? Children already grow up with legal recreational drugs (ie. nicotine, alcohol, caffeine to name a few popular ones).
"The path we are on now will destroy our free society" those were Milton's words Bill.
Go on; I dare you to claim he was a socialist!
This is how a true conservative thinks Bill Moore; you are simply a fake conservative!
You're complicit in destroying the constitution and all that it stands for Bill Moore and you still dare to call yourself a conservative. So what is it in fact that you believe you're conserving? American organized crime? The American Gulag? Or the American corruption of public officials? You're not that stupid Bill Moore. You can't possibly be that unaware to the fact that you're actually complicit in promoting the destruction and/or corruption of every cherished American institution while attempting to vilify those of us who are rallying in their defense.
For shame on you sir!
What happened Mal...
Did someone wake you up? I'm sorry (not really)... I'm playing your game and you don't like it? "Complicit, destroying, dare to call yourself, what is it in fact, you can't possibly be" and the best one of all "promoting the destruction and/or corruption of every cherished American institution while attempting to vilify those of us who are rallying in their defense". If I thought for a moment that you were sincere about any of the drivel liberal taking points you just wrote I would take the time to address your heartfelt questioning... but it is just the same old same old... from the paid for by liberalism playbook. When I ever feel you can approach a topic you don't like without being an interrogator, you may find I am quite non-sarcastic... however, as long as the tone is like what you just blurted out... this is the tone you will get back. And yes, I am a little feisty today…
This is what happened Bill More
your lousy prohibition; you're as guilty as the people who pulled all those triggers, threw all those grenades and kidnapped and be-headed the sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, fathers and mothers of all the poor people left behind to greave their lost relatives:
How long are you going to wait Bill Moore; till one of those cartels you help to finance get hold of a nuke?
bmoore
some here abuse more than drugs...One Euro does the tri-fecta... drugs, women, and children. And they are also his family members.
Are you still laughing at cheryl John Heaton?
You and Linda ridiculed the deceased Multiple Sclerosis sufferer Cheryl Miller. Then, when you realized what you’d done, and obviously not wanting any respectable person to realize how callous the both of you are, you Heaton, deleted the whole thread. Cheryl is not sniffing glue in this video Mr. Heaton, that tube was her oxygen supply.
Not one of you three has the decency or the guts to admit that you have your values in a twist. You both support prohibition even though you must be fully aware by now how immoral and contraproductive it is.
Are you proud of all the suffering you've caused?
The only sense it makes is that that all 3 of you get such a kick from the thought of all those “evil” pot smokers getting raped in their prison hell-holes that you're willing to sacrifice everybody else.
Again; here's how a real Conservative thinks & speaks:
Heaton; apart from claiming to be a Conservative and a Patriot, you also claim to be a Christian. How then can you blatantly refuse to acknowledge basic human freedoms while transgressing the dignity of the sick and dying?
Let's watch Linda in action again;
Not one of you three art capable of discerning fact from fiction or compassion and love from indifference and hate .
malcolm---It was revealed
munchies, that is why Linda is so adamant against pot. she looks like she been muching for years and whats with the sun glasses. Maybe she was a Lee, you may remeber them from a point in life Ug Lee and Home lee, neighbor on the wrong side of the track.
What ever might be the
What ever might be the situation of the economy but no one will want to compromise on the safefy and security of the homes and offices. You may not want to buy the most expensive home security prodcuts but there are many other basic home safety products that are highly reliable when it comes to protecting home invasion.
Even if you are in the business of purchasing home security products like fire alarms and locks make the right product choice by buying what the market will see as a good cost effective product.
Bryan
Curtain Eyelets
Thanks Brian
For bringing this post back to its original intent... Some just don't understand the meaning of keeping focused and on the subject. Some have a very noticeable agenda and post it on every thread. You sir have the right idea - responding to the subject of the intended thread... GOOD GOING!
Brian is a spammer Bill
just click on his link!
And that from Mal
Seems everyone is a spammer to Mal... Brian must have been spamming for over 16 weeks now. How's the snow where your at?
Brian gets paid everytime somebody clicks on that link Bill
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Bill Moore; you are blatantly helping to increase robberies and assaults on innocent people. --The high prices of drugs caused by prohibition force many drug addicts to turn to robbery in order to pay for their drugs. Legalized regulation would drop drug prices. Drug users would no longer need to rob/assault innocent people in order to support their drug habit. This violence against innocent people would end if drugs were legally regulated.
Bill Moore; you have helped clog prisons and jails with nonviolent people. --Nearly 50% of all people in prison and jail are serving time for nonviolent drug charges. To house just one prisoner for one year costs the taxpayer more than 40 thousand dollars! The result; Drug use has increased!
Bill Moore; you obviously support organized crime, terrorists and drug cartels. --criminal organizations thrive off the enormous profits caused by drug prohibition. These organizations are responsible for thousands of murders! Many of the people killed or hurt are innocent people who "get in the way" These violent organizations will never be put out of business unless drugs are legally regulated.
Bill Moore; you are aiding and abetting environmental destruction. --Underground illegal cocaine and methamphetamine labs use toxic chemicals to produce those drugs. The wastes are recklessly dumped in forests and streams. These highly toxic chemicals are causing major environmental damage in South American rain-forests and now also in the US. This environmental destruction will stop only if drugs are legally regulated.
Bill Moore; you appear to help lure thousands of young people into quitting school. --It is a fact that thousands of inner-city youths drop out of school to make enormous profits by selling drugs. The incentive to drop out of school would end if drugs were legally regulated.
Bill Moore; you are helping to make/keep drugs easily available for kids. --In spite of what you may believe, keeping drugs illegal does not keep drugs away from children! Drugs are easily obtainable in almost every school in the US. Legalized regulation would put schoolyard drug dealers out of business! There would be less drugs in US schools if drugs were legally regulated.
Bill Moore; you are subsidizing criminals by letting them reap huge drug profits without paying taxes. --Since drugs are sold anyway, wouldn’t you rather have them heavily taxed so it would reduce everybody's tax burden? You are giving criminals a free ride and it’s coming out of your neighbor's pocket. Working people pay 100% of all taxes for the drug dealers! Why do you want everybody else to pay taxes for drug dealers?
Bill Moore; the drug war harms/kills hundreds of thousands of innocent people and burdens all taxpayers. The drug war has not reduced, and never will reduce, drug use!
Bill Moore; prohibition is not regulation; prohibition is a dangerous "free-for-all" where all the profits go to organized criminals and terrorists!
For shame on you sir!
"For shame on you sir!"
For promoting drug use and the encouragement of violating existing Federal laws. If you don’t think you do – then we really have nothing to say to each other…
You can stop preaching to your choir now... they are already with you. I will never be! So you can save your insults... it does not affect me (intimidation is your game, not mine -)...
No ignorance & hate
is your game BM. The only thing you know how to do and you do it almost best.
By your twisted logic Bill Moore,
and by your own distorted view of the world; William F Buckley promoted drug use and encouraged the violation of existing Federal laws.
The Republican Party was born in the mid-1850s when an inspired group of people, fed up with the scourge of slavery, was willing to put their beliefs on the line to restore the Union to its true mission of champion and promulgator of Liberty, individual responsibility, small government, and the rights of individual states. The failed policy of prohibition, which you so merrily promote Bill, has bludgeoned, bullied and corrupted all the cherished institutions that once made America the envy of the world.
Here's another real conservative for you to call a druggie Bill:
I agree letmesaythis; when Bill Moore says he wants a “debate” he means he wants you to listen in silence while he relates his version of some parallel universe.
Here's what's happening in the real world Bill Moore, the one you've helped create with your methodology of ignoring facts in favor of your own ignorant & dangerous ideology:
Compared to lies Bill Moore, truth has the advantage of lasting a little longer!