Future looks bright on aisle three...

College applications are intimidating. The essays make my stomach hurt. The whole process makes me pretty uneasy. Maybe it’s because I am a huge procrastinator…whatever, I am sure I will get it all done…eventually. Long story short, today I went to Trader Joes with my mom and realized how much I love supermarkets. I am not sure why. I really truly don’t know why I like them so much. Maybe it’s because I love food, or just because I am crazy. Anyways, then it came to me, if I don’t get into college, I am going to live in a Supermarket. I don’t know which one…I will do the research later. Afterwards, however, I will write a book about it. Then, with much success, I will never have to work again. There is always an alternative. I think that is my new motto, if you fail at life, you can always write a book about it.