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Malc - Borat's Version Is A Cover...The Original Was Written By Sweaty Thighs Samantha & Performed By Ample Andy's Anti Semites

 

Hey Malc,

That Borat is a phunny mutha plucker but he ripped off Samantha. 

Sam, Andy and his band were all from Turlock. Tragically, they all met their demise under bizarre circumstances. Well, maybe not so bizarre if you're from Turlock. Sweaty Thighs Samantha, was knockin back tequila shots one hot August night in the late sixties, at The Log Cabin Saloon. Needless to say, as Sam was knockin em back, her thighs were sweating, she was mumbling something about the Rothschild's Banking Interests, when a red hot mesquite coal exploded in the Bar-B-Q- pit and landed on Sam's crotch.

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For Heaven's Sake... I Don't Want To Put Any one's Panties In A Bunge.. As An Existentialist I'll Accept The Inevitable And...

For Heaven's Sake... I Don't Want To Put Any one's Panties In A Bunge.. As An Existentialist I'll Accept The Inevitable And Apologize In Advance. This evening I had a long conversation with a conservative friend of mine who recently retired from a long and decidedly bizarre career as a capitol hill, XXX, NRA, Corporate Oil, "Hired Gun" for a Republican U.S. Senator now high level government/private sector Poster Boy on the 2ND Amendment, Laissez Fare economy, Black Ops. & Globalization Campaign. My acquaintance abdicated his familial duties as heir to a hereditary plan, the 7th and final front (generation) of which will needless to say, end with his Father's performance and archetypical tender, as a U.S.N. Admiral.
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It's Gone Again...My Second Post In Two Days Is Deleted! - Does Anyone Know Why My Post: Does Anyone Know Why "I Don't...

My second post in two days that was deleted. Neither of my posts even remotely violated Hive rules but they were both deleted with no explanation. Does anyone know why my post last night was deleted? Last night's post was titled, "Does Anyone Know Why My Post "I Don't Know Emerson Drake...". Peace Out! Bnic PS: I know of only two Hive members who have used any and all means possible to silence my voice on The Hive. If the Bee is going to punish reasonable speech on The Hive by deleting posts that have vile replies entered in answer to clearly acceptable member posts, how can anyone post reasonable threads when the Usual Suspects call on their sock puppets to post replies in violation of Hive rules and the original post is deleted because the Sock Puppets violate Hive rules? PPS: Does anyone see a problem with this policy?
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Bnic's Firecracker Shooters (Recipe For The 4th of July - or 5th or 6th or 7th or Anytime_)

 

                 Warning:

                                                                                       For adults only!

California State Law Requires; you Must be 21 to read this post - Must be 21 to drink this recipe - Must be twenty one to buy the main ingredient for this recipe - Must be 21 to flag this post. Must be 21...  or at least you should be!

                             

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"At Long Last..." States Rights Prevail In Medical Marijuana Dispositions - Holder Has Held...

 

At long last, if you suffer from chronic pain or any medical condition in which the use of Cannabis Sativa or Cannabis Indica may help, you can now exercise your rights under the laws of any state statutorily condoning the use of medical marijuana.

 

Holder has held, halting DEA's Raids, that hemp is...

 

Read the MSNBC article on the Attorney General's decision. 

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29433708

 

Peace Out!

Bnic

 

PS: Smoke em' if you got em' - legally. Really! Relax and turn the Oxycontin down.

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Enough Is Never Enough When You Worship Stuff. AIG... Go Take A Flying Fxxx At A Dave Popeil Chop-O-Matic

I don't contribute much to The Hive these days. I feel it is an exercise in futility. With the ebb and flow of nasty personages and agenda driven Machiavellian quasi clones, having no idea who Niccolo was and what he contributed to the larder of human procedural character dysfunctions.

 

Nevertheless, I feel duty bound to voice my disdain with this entire  "Bailout Bxxx Sxxx - Cluster Fxxx" we have been force fed, for the past many months.  Now the first nefarious recipient of loot, carried off from our national trust and summarily squandered on opulent trappings, obscene corporate entertaining, with feigned bona fide need of government assistance, is back begging for more money.

 

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New Study Reveals Global Threats We Are Not Prepared To Address - Why? Because...

 

There's a new study out by the Pentagon  but not released yet. It addresses America's present security vulnerabilities. These imminent threats are made all the more noteworthy in view of the wholesale squandering of military resources, degradation of America's international reputation, concealment of real intelligence buy the last administration which planned, schemed and lied, to pursue a conspiratorial, collusive, program of super charged revenue generation, for corporate America. 

It looks like the thieves have made  - "The Perfect Get-A-Way"  -  or have they?

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